My Daughter May Kill Me, But This is FUNNY!

Note: The names have been changed to protect the innocent, and "Howard" is my boss.

One day when Thing 2 and I were having lunch at my work, a man walked in and sat down to eat his lunch. We looked at each other, but didn't speak.

My daughter asked me, "Are you mad at him?" I told her no.

She said, "That's Howard, right?" I laughed and told her no, that was George.

After we ate, I took her upstairs and introduced her to Howard.

The next week during lunch, Henry came down and said something to George.

My daughter looked at me and said, "Howard's funny, isn't he?" I just looked at her.

She said, "That's not Howard, is it?" Again, I told her no. I asked her if she needed to meet him again and she said no, and to PLEASE not tell Howard about this.

As soon as she left to go back to work, I went upstairs and told Howard. We had a good laugh at her expense. I took his picture and sent it to my daughter.

Sometime that week, Thing 2 and her husband went to AT&T to get new phones. He husband saw her wallpaper and said, "Who's that?"

She said, "My mom's boss!" Which really didn't explain what he was doing as her wallpaper!

The next week, Howard came walking through, and my daughter said, "That's Howard, right?"

I told her yes, and that she could her wallpaper! lol

We are offering a $1,000 REWARD for information leading to the arrest of the person responsible for the death of my son in a fatal hit and run on I-69 South on the Green River overpass in Evansville, Indiana around 11:00pm on Friday, June 22, 2018.The car that hit him was determined to be a 1998-2002 Silver Honda Accord. There would have been considerable damage to the front, passenger side of the vehicle, but it could be repaired by now. (See the Sheriff Bulletin below).

If you have any information, please contact the Sheriff's Office TIP line at 812-421-6297 or leave a web tip here.

 
PLEASE KEEP YOUR EYE OUT

FOR THE CAR THAT KILLED MY SON!

Even if you don't live in the Evansville area, please keep an eye out for this car. It was traveling South on I-69. It could have been coming from and going to anywhere. The Sheriff's office will follow up any ANY lead.

The Sheriff’s Office has identified the make and model of the suspect vehicle from the fatal hit and run crash that killed 23-year old David “Davy” Egan, father of two, on Friday, June 22, 2018 on I-69 near south Green River Road.

SUSPECT VEHICLE: Silver 1998-2002 Honda Accord sedan. 2-door or 4-door body style. The vehicle will have damage to the front end.

If you know of a vehicle matching this description, please contact the Sheriff's Office TIP line at 812-421-6297 or leave a web tip here.