Bacon Arrested Over Sausage Dispute

A New Jersey man named Thomas Bacon was arrested after attacking a man for eating the last piece of sausage. I love sausage as much as the next guy, perhaps even more so, but not enough to assault anyone over it! Mr. Bacon ... you really need to learn to pick your battles!! If someone is taking your child or your wife, you can assault them ... but not if they're taking your sausage!

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