I received this fortune well over a year ago, and I've yet to be recognized or suitably rewarded. But, it's still better than the fortune my best friend got one time. It was, without a doubt, the all-time worst fortune ever ... it said for good fortune, she needed to eat her fruits and vegetables. That may be true, but it's hardly profound. Besides, we've got mothers and doctors to nag us to eat better. We don't need it from the fortune cookie people, too.