My little nephew was the ring bearer at my daughter's wedding. At the rehearsal dinner, he was sitting across the table from one of the bridesmaid's boyfriend ... who had gauge earrings. (I don't get it, but I also don't get tattoo's).
Anyway ... he looked across the table at this young man and said, "You're not married, are you?"
The young man said no.
My nephew said, "I didn't think so. 'Cause you're wearing earrings, and earrings are for ladies!"